diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 2e932d01..b1d5ec67 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -723,7 +723,7 @@ source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "39cab71617ae0d63f51a36d69f866391735b51691dbda63cf6f96d042b63efeb"
 dependencies = [
  "libc",
- "windows-sys 0.61.2",
+ "windows-sys 0.52.0",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -1103,9 +1103,8 @@ checksum = "df3b46402a9d5adb4c86a0cf463f42e19994e3ee891101b1841f30a545cb49a9"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "hyper"
-version = "0.14.26"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "ab302d72a6f11a3b910431ff93aae7e773078c769f0a3ef15fb9ec692ed147d4"
+version = "0.14.32"
+source = "git+https://github.com/ulyssa/hyper.git?rev=326ce54#326ce5429b94de30b3f298d656d5d81a523cf14a"
 dependencies = [
  "bytes",
  "futures-channel",
@@ -1565,7 +1564,7 @@ version = "0.50.3"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "7957b9740744892f114936ab4a57b3f487491bbeafaf8083688b16841a4240e5"
 dependencies = [
- "windows-sys 0.61.2",
+ "windows-sys 0.59.0",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -2048,7 +2047,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "errno",
  "libc",
  "linux-raw-sys 0.11.0",
- "windows-sys 0.61.2",
+ "windows-sys 0.52.0",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -2410,7 +2409,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "getrandom 0.3.4",
  "once_cell",
  "rustix 1.1.2",
- "windows-sys 0.61.2",
+ "windows-sys 0.52.0",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -3469,7 +3468,7 @@ version = "0.1.11"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "c2a7b1c03c876122aa43f3020e6c3c3ee5c05081c9a00739faf7503aeba10d22"
 dependencies = [
- "windows-sys 0.61.2",
+ "windows-sys 0.52.0",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index bab65881..3e9e533c 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@ opt-level = 1
 anyhow = "1.0.31"
 base64 = "0.21.2"
 clap = { version = "^4.0.18", features = ["derive"] }
-hyper = { version = "=0.14.26", features = ["full"] }
+hyper = { git = "https://github.com/ulyssa/hyper.git", rev = "326ce54", features = ["full"] }
 itertools = "0.10.5"
 pin-project = "1.0.8"
 rustls = { version = "0.21.5", features = ["dangerous_configuration"] }
@@ -128,3 +128,6 @@ wat = "1.212.0"
 wasmparser = "0.236.0"
 wasm-encoder = { version = "0.236.0", features = ["wasmparser"] }
 wit-component = "0.236.0"
+
+[patch.'crates-io']
+hyper = { git = "https://github.com/ulyssa/hyper.git", rev = "326ce54" }
diff --git a/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.lock b/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.lock
index 42879e5f..6e00648f 100644
--- a/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.lock
+++ b/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.lock
@@ -1102,9 +1102,8 @@ checksum = "df3b46402a9d5adb4c86a0cf463f42e19994e3ee891101b1841f30a545cb49a9"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "hyper"
-version = "0.14.26"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "ab302d72a6f11a3b910431ff93aae7e773078c769f0a3ef15fb9ec692ed147d4"
+version = "0.14.32"
+source = "git+https://github.com/ulyssa/hyper.git?rev=326ce54#326ce5429b94de30b3f298d656d5d81a523cf14a"
 dependencies = [
  "bytes",
  "futures-channel",
diff --git a/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.toml b/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.toml
index 13c0ff0a..719bea22 100644
--- a/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.toml
+++ b/cli/tests/trap-test/Cargo.toml
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ publish = false
 anyhow = "1.0.31"
 futures = "0.3.0"
 http = "0.2.1"
-hyper = "=0.14.26"
+hyper = { git = "https://github.com/ulyssa/hyper.git", rev = "326ce54", features = ["full"] }
 tokio = { version = "1.2", features = ["full"] }
 tracing-subscriber = "0.2.19"
 viceroy-lib = { path = "../../..", features = ["test-fatalerror-config"] }
@@ -19,3 +19,6 @@ viceroy-lib = { path = "../../..", features = ["test-fatalerror-config"] }
 # To indicate to cargo that this trap-test is not a member of the testing workspace specified by
 # ~/cli/tests/fixtures/Cargo.toml, place an empty workspace specification here.
 [workspace]
+
+[patch.'crates-io']
+hyper = { git = "https://github.com/ulyssa/hyper.git", rev = "326ce54" }