Eager loading when each child has different relationships defined?

[mattpannella]

I have a parent class and 2 children define, but my issue is the children have their own relationships. So i currently can't eager load them, since they're defined on the child classes and not the parent.

Parent::with('Stuff')->with('Things')->get()

parent doesn't have either relation defined, stuff is only on child 1, things are only on child 2. i'm thinking this would be really complex to implement, but wondering if it's been thought about